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  • man-woman-and-gc
    09-15 11:36 AM
    GC Status:

    I am seeing that reedandbamboo is considering for EB2 only. We have to include EB3 too for law-suit. I beleive that we will have more than 1000 people if we inlcude all categories.

    I will give 200$( 100$ for me and 100 $ for my wife)

    Ofcourse all categories are included...EB2/EB3, I/C/ROW...anyone who is unhappy with USCIS random processing and retrogression of the dates is welcome to join the fight.

    Whoever thinks they are in: please send ur Name, Ph# and email ID to GCSTATUS or me.
    We are not collectiong money yet..just a pledge. As soon as we hit the required # of pledges, then we start the money collection. This will ensure that it is not one those efforts that starts, but gets buried due to people not participating. If we do not have enough people interested to fund a lawsuit...we don't move forward....simple !!! The helpless situation we have been put into...has to be backed by numbers.





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  • GCStatus
    09-13 10:16 PM
    Based on my brief experience with the American legal system (i.e., my greedy blood-sucking incompetent immigration lawyer), I don't think I want to get entangled in the American legal system.

    I will start with the letters and see what unfolds.

    Yes.

    We have thousands here. We take just 1000 people and if everyone contributes 100 dollars - its 100,000 dollars. Just an estimate for lawyer fees incase we get that far

    We are from BHARAT. Its a loaded statement. WE dont lose.

    TOGETHER WE STAND, TOGETHER WE STAND my brothers and sisters.





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  • Ram_C
    11-06 01:40 PM
    Guys,

    It's almost 3 weeks today since I've opened SRs for my self and my spouse for not receiving FP notice and we haven't got any notice yet.

    I want to know if some one who opened a SR for FP and did not receive any FP notice after the wait period expired, what did you do? Is taking an infopass the next step for missing FP notices or just wait and watch?

    Thanks and good luck to all.

    was your case transferd from NSC -> TSC ???





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  • drona
    07-09 06:34 PM
    We made news at USCIS! Whatever he does with the flowers is not our concern. The fact is we made the news there. Hopefully the media will pay attention too.



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  • sanjaymk
    07-20 10:18 AM
    please count me in for $50 for this and another $50 for the core. Let me know the address for the aman kapoor reimbursement fund.

    Sanjay.





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  • reddog
    07-06 07:39 PM
    I still havent received the date when my app was sent(lawyer sent it)



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  • vshar
    07-22 09:44 PM
    I feel for the guys who have been waiting since 2001 for their green cards in the EB3-I/C category.

    To change the interpretation of how spillover is applied, you will need a better argument than "The system isn't fair."

    Why should the USCIS/DOS favor EB3 over EB1 or EB2? Unless you provide a reason that benefits America, no executive or law maker is going to touch this. You can see why this is a tough argument to make - The USCIS sees EB1 as better educated and more accomplished on average than EB2 and the same for EB2 over EB3. Are there exceptions to the rule? Ofcourse there are. But the law is designed to solve the most common scenario and not complicated situations like this.

    EB3 to EB2 isn't a slam dunk as many of you have correctly pointed out. One option is to move employers and find the right employer who is ready to file for EB2. While that may not work for everyone, it is the only known way out of the EB3 nightmare.

    I support measures that will alleviate your pain although this will likely not benefit my personal situation. Visa recapture is a real possibility at the end of this year - I recommend you support IV to accomplish this goal.


    You are not man but superman.





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  • kshitijnt
    05-10 06:34 PM
    You got to be kidding. Why not rename the "World" as "India" . Typical disdain. The quota was IN the system before anyone got here by H1B, so your argument is fallacious. We were all aware of the quota when we got here.

    There are highly skilled programmers from Nigeria also, just not in the same numbers. So you want them to stand behind all of China and India ?

    No I was not aware of the quota. Do we need to go for an immigration course before we decide to take up the job offer in 2000 and start predicting what will be the effect of quota in 2009? I am sure you also did not do that and did not know whats involved in getting a green card. You are just lucky that there is a "quota."

    Nigerians can stand in the same queue that Indians and Chinese will stand in, why is there a separate queue?



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  • rustum
    09-27 03:25 PM
    How much tense I should feel!!! Applied on July 23rd at NSC and no news so far.

    Anyone in the same boat?

    Thanks,
    -rk.
    Application reached on 27th NSC. I am also waiting for news.





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  • simple1
    05-01 01:52 PM
    yes, I want GC for my wife. 6 months to a year addtional wait is ok. Provided I get cleared soon.

    Come on, your comment "limbo for five years" without basis. The FB2 cat is not very far behind. Only 6 months - 1 year behind in most cases. check VB.

    Stop using words anti etc. I am just like you frustrated like hell.

    My primary point is EB dependents must be out of EB quota.
    There is no legal basis for them to be in EB quota. period.

    I would not support this at all. Though it would clear the back log for the primary immigrant. What about the spouse and children. When you get your GC, dont you want to get it for your spouse and kids. Do you want them to keep in limbo for five years. It can be counted against family quota but should be given along with the primary. Otherwise its crap.

    This might be antis work to divide the community. So be aware.



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  • GCnew
    11-30 05:41 PM
    I have heard that getting a Canadian Green Card is faster. May be that is another alternative for you.





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  • desi3933
    07-10 06:50 AM
    Problem with that argument once you own more than 5% of the company you will have file as investor. If your wife owns the company then you will have file under relative category. There were denials based on this.

    Total BS. Do you have any reference link for case denials?

    You are confusing filing new I-140 with employer (where beneficiary has >5% share) with AC-21 job change.


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  • shana04
    07-20 11:20 AM
    Shana04,

    We cannot divert the funds already donated to the core IV funds at this moment(we are working on to see if this can be done). We are only collecting the pledge here to come up with the total.


    Hearfelt thanks for your contribution, but it cannot be added as part of this drive (atleast at this moment)

    Thanks !!!

    I would be happy either way that I have contributed to IV, but would be even more happy if the fund is used towards a great cause.

    Thanks,
    Shana04





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  • stucklabor
    06-27 10:10 AM
    First up, thanks to everyone for resolving this issue on their own, in a reasonable and civil manner.



    In a truly democratic environment, we may want to modify the core IV goals to reflect that (Ideally I would prefer that there be a vote for what should be the core goals...after all most people here have contributed something towards the cause...and only those who have contributed should be allowed to vote...no free lunch).

    1. Allow people to file for 485 and get EAD even if visa numbers are not available
    2. Allow EAD to be FULLY portable without restrictons (i.e., irrespective of job description or job title or job location or salary).

    The above two dont ask for sweeping changes in immigration laws such as increase visa numbers etc. etc. and are easy for the average American person to understand. And so can hopefuly be passed easily.

    With the above two passed, I dont think many people will complain if it takes another 5 years to get their GC. Agree?

    By the way, I have got my EAD card and my PD is also current. So the above two goals will be redundant for me. My story is that I am stuck in FBI namecheck. But the moderators have already indicated that it cant be one of the core goals. So I would not list that even if I would like that to be one of the core goals.

    Santosh

    Santosh, those are good suggestions that I will take up to the IV team.

    1. The idea of a democratically elected IV goals is a good one but there are huge practical problems. As it stands, the present IV goals are those that most people have indicated are those that the organization should strive for, and from our discussions with Congress/Senate staff, these goals are achievable. With democratically selected goals, the IV core team would have the unenviable task of fighting for whatever goals the populace decides is right, without regard to the achievability of the goals. For instance, if the junta votes on goals, many people would say 'Full portability of GC' or 'Automatic clearance of all pending labor cert applications in the BECs'. Those would probably not fly. Our current talking point is that our goals are small changes to the process; we do not skip any steps; and we do not change the process significantly. A full portability to any job changes the process significantly. Even yesterday, Spgtopper met the staff member of a very powerful House member and the staffer was quite positive on our goals - we do not ask for more green cards, we limit our goals to ones that are reasonable.

    2. IV goals are not written in stone. Name check is definitely an issue but it is an issue that not many of our people face. If our membership's problems changes from retrogression to name check, then we would have to work on that. It may be smarter to anticipate the magnitude of the problem and start work early. If you would be kind enough to partially lead the effort, that would be great. Logiclife is working on this issue on his own, and WaldenPond is also working on this. Please PM them. Logiclife is on vacation so he may take a while to respond.



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  • sameer2730
    09-10 11:07 AM
    or maybe the official webside accidently copies the India Other workers date to EB3 ;-) . In my 9th grade a real cool dude who sat next to me would say "Man lives in hope and dies in despair"





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  • actaccord
    02-02 07:18 PM
    working on it in a separate thread, pls join to provide any possible input/help.


    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum85-action-items-for-everyone/1905849-need-creative-people-for-advocacy-day-poster-creation.html#post2310719


    can we have fliers ready (as someone suggested is some other post), to increase aawareness, so that we can post it in indian stores, gurudwaras, mandirs etc.



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  • newbee7
    12-17 07:49 PM
    Check out the story on GregSiskind about a family with kids seperated due to immigration woes. Thank god that at least most of us are fortunate enough to be with our loved ones.

    http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10211326





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  • dtekkedil
    07-05 02:01 PM
    If this guy from USCIS (Emilio T. Gonzalez) is an anti immigrant then he might think this is an appreciation from anti immigrants. dont you want to convey to him that these flowers are actually from people who got screwed by him and uscis

    There will be no mistaking because we will send mails to every media email address we have about what we are doing. The message will be in there! The flowers are to attract attention!





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  • raju123
    07-06 09:42 AM
    In a mean time we should inform media for the flower delivery in a Mahatma Gandhi suggested way to protest injustice.

    Some one with a good English please draft a letter and we all will send it to all media.

    Media will not let it go...ALL THEY NEED IS NEWS!!! Which is new...Let us give a shot.

    Just idea.





    bebar
    06-06 09:00 PM
    No reciept yet..

    EB2 PD 05/2003





    babu123
    07-02 08:43 AM
    Jul 2, 2007 7:27 AM
    At local FedEx facility
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